Apparently, I’ve only got 2 years left
This is a hell of a birthday present to get from a “page-a-day” Onion calendar.
The calendar entry for May 15th, the 33rd anniversary of my birth:
Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35
Popularity: 12% [?]





May 17th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Use them wisely, my friend. Happy (belated) birthday.