Apparently, I’ve only got 2 years left

This is a hell of a birthday present to get from a “page-a-day” Onion calendar.
The calendar entry for May 15th, the 33rd anniversary of my birth:

Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35

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One Response to “Apparently, I’ve only got 2 years left”

  1. Husher Says:

    Use them wisely, my friend. Happy (belated) birthday.

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