Be a man, use crippleware!
Shaun Groves points out an LA Times article about “GodMen,” some sort of Promise Keepers on steroids conference aiming to rescue the church from girly men and their wussifying influence.
Best part? The flash slideshow to the tune of some sub-Night Ranger 80’s soundtrack-sounding song about “being a man” and “growing a pair.” Judging by the “created by AnvSoft” link at the bottom of the page, I’m guessing that paying for full-version software is another one of those damn nancy-boy things to do. Real men use the feature-limited freeware edition!
Yes, sir…we’ll battle the feminizing influence in church with swearing, belching, Hungry Man tv dinners, and music that makes “Are You Ready For Some Football?” sound like the paragon of sophistication.
Sign me up!
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December 9th, 2006 at 10:46 am
I don’t know if I like the the phrases “know the power of Jesus’ name” and “grow a pair” in the same song. I have a feeling he wanted to work the word “taint” but couldn’t quite fit it in.
Maybe he’s actually singing “Grow a pear,” and it’s like the whole mustard seed thing…. At least, that’s what I’ll be telling myself.