PH34r my keg of pwnage!
I’ve been using MeasureMap to track statistics for this site over the past few months. Now, I’m no hacker or script kiddie, but according to MM, my site’s audience is teeming with them:
Some numbers since you started tracking
Your blog has had 1337 visitors…
Popularity: 5% [?]





February 10th, 2006 at 8:41 am
d00d…
I get the ph34r, and I get the 1337, but would you translate “keg of pwnage” for us not leet speakers?
February 10th, 2006 at 9:29 am
The Wikipedia article explains it better than I ever could.
And I find the overall tone of the article really funny for some reason…”when the 1337 speaker feels the need to be extremely 1337, a higher quantity of pwnage is used.”
February 13th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Oh! So keg is really, um, a keg!
February 13th, 2006 at 8:48 am
Yup. Or, I suppose, to be truly 1337, it could ke a k39.