Yearly Archives: 2008

What does a pirate say?

Seri­ously, I want to know. For years, I was under the impres­sion that the stereo­typ­i­cal pirate expres­sion (aside from “Death to RIAA!” or “Pass me the Vit­a­min C drops, ye scurvy dog!”) was “Arrr.” Or, occa­sion­ally, “Yarrr.” How­ever, the past few … Con­tinue read­ing

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Why should I change? He’s the one that sucks.

Gone are the days when a sim­ple link from Geof Mor­ris would cat­a­pult me to the front page of Google results for my own name. Appar­ently, “Andrew Thomas” is far too com­mon of a name, espe­cially among musicly types. This … Con­tinue read­ing

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The Answer You’ve All Been Waiting For

Remem­ber this? Of course you do, it was only two weeks ago. Two words: weight loss. Yes, it’s a graph my doc­tor showed me at my last checkup a few weeks ago. The first two upward points are the first few … Con­tinue read­ing

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Quote of the day

If the Bacon Coun­cil of Elders knocked on my door one day and informed me that I am deli­cious and there­fore must become bacon, I would not hes­i­tate to hand over my measly life.- Bill Corbett

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It’s like Robocop meets Gone With The Wind!

Image by Getty Images via Daylife In the heady, high-concept, coke-fueled days of 80’s Hol­ly­wood, it was rumored that some movies got pro­duced sim­ply on the basis of hav­ing an easily-communicated premise, like “Think ‘Grem­lins’ in the Sahara!” Fre­quently, these … Con­tinue read­ing

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