Isn’t the Light OK?

It’s 2009.
I was recently burn­ing a few extra copies of Prodi­gal Songs when I noticed the copy­right date — 2003. Yes, it’s been 6 years since I’ve released any recorded music.
2009 marks the end of that silence.
Over the past few months, I’ve been play­ing live at an open mic in Augusta — try­ing out new […]

The local Air 1 Chris­t­ian radio affil­i­ate has been ask­ing for money lately.
Or maybe some­thing else.
Even some of the belea­guered auto mak­ers of Amer­ica, as hard-up for money as they are, have slashed prices on a decid­edly non-auto-related prod­uct this time of year.
You see, it appears that Amer­ica has for­got­ten how to enun­ci­ate. The log­i­cal mind […]

Actual advances in the field of Sci­ence have allowed me to share this video with you. This is poten­tially only humor­ous to those famil­iar with both The Big Lebowski and The Lost Skele­ton of Cadavra. Or, per­haps nobody.
Either way, I had fun putting it together.

Good news, every­one! Fresh from the Robot Arms apart­ments, it’s our favorite shiny metal mal­con­tent, now in con­ve­nient Christ­mas tree orna­ment form.
Thanks to Cob­blah for the suction-cup Ben­der — we finally found a (tem­po­rary) place for him.

gig
–noun:
1) A light, two-wheeled one-horse car­riage.
2) Some­thing that whirls.
3) What Andrew’s doing this after­noon at Java Joe’s in Augusta.