Cars ain’t nothin’ but trouble

I humbly sub­mit the fol­low­ing evi­dence as proof that vehi­cles are almost too much trouble:

Last Thurs­day, I took my 96 Hyundai Accent in for inspec­tion, and was told it needed an entirely new exhuast sys­tem to the tune of $1000. Given the age and mileage on my vehi­cle, the garage told me it wasn’t worth it

As I was get­ting in the car to leave the garage, one of the mechan­ics motioned toward me, point­ing out a car they had just bought at an insur­ance auc­tion — a 97 Hyundai Sonata. They’d already replaced the exhaust and a ball joint and given it an inspec­tion sticker for the year. I test drove it, and it was a decent car — ask­ing price $1500. For $500 more than it would cost to get my old car inspection-worthy, I could get an already-stickered upgrade. They were even going to take my Accent off my hands and give me $100 for it. After some thought, prayer, and help­ing Carla wran­gle with finances, we decided to go for it.

The day before I was plan­ning on final­iz­ing the deal for the Sonata, the starter went on my Accent. I had no way to get to work (aside from mak­ing my wife drive me 45 miles out of her way each way) so Mon­day I called out from work to get this whole mess taken care of. Paid for the Sonata, called our insur­ance com­pany to put it on the pol­icy, and hoped to get it reg­is­tered. Alas, the title hadn’t arrived yet.

It still hasn’t. Right now I’m alter­nat­ing between a car­pool with 3 other guys from my work­place who also live in the area, and tak­ing Carla’s car when she’s able to get a ride to her job. Liv­ing in limbo sucks.

Speak­ing of Carla’s car — she also needed an inspec­tion. It didn’t pass — it needed 4 new tires and a brake cable replaced. Given our cur­rent finan­cial sit­u­a­tion (more on that in a near-future “where I’ve been for the past month or so two months” post), it could have been worse, but still…

Appar­ently, we’re not the only ones hav­ing vehi­cle trou­bles, either. I just read Geof Morris’s tale of truck woe, and my brother and sister-in-law are down to one vehi­cle due to exhaust issues as well. There must be some­thing in the air.

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6 Responses to “Cars ain’t nothin’ but trouble”

  1. Geof F. Morris Says:

    There must be some­thing in the air.

    Yes, the smell of our money being burned up into uselessness!

    At least you’ve got a wife with a car, y’know? I was so screwed at the time.

  2. Billy Rhythm Says:

    About two weeks ago, we replace the head gas­ket in my wife’s mini van. Two grand. In our case, we thought that tak­ing a two grand gam­ble on another mini van wasn’t worth it. You know, “the devil you know or the devil you don’t” kinda deal.

  3. Swinc Master Swinc... really Says:

    Some­times, God tests you. It may be a test of a deeply per­sonal nature that will change your life, and even make you look at the way the sun rises and sets in a whole new way. Other tests are of a more eco­nom­i­cal nature. The fact that my own check engine light reap­peared dur­ing my 45 minute comute home today after a long day’s work makes me think that I, too, am being tested. (I recently went $1200 fur­ther in debt mak­ing other repairs.) For­tu­nately, I have a crib sheet, and am will­ing to share the answers of God’s test:
    Shout “damn! damn! sun­nuvabitch!” while repeat­edly slam­ming your fists against the dash and/or steer­ing wheel. Cry.
    I am almost cer­tain this is the cor­rect answer.

  4. andrew Says:

    45 minute com­mute? Dang…we’re almost even now.

  5. Isn’t the Light OK? » Blog Archive » Things I learned tonight, or “I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck.” Says:

    […] Peo­ple who steal shit from cars don’t dis­crim­i­nate based on the car’s age or body type. Even a 97 Hyundai Sonata with mul­ti­ple hail­storm dents can be a victim. […]

  6. Isn’t the Light OK? » Blog Archive » What I wasn’t blogging about III: The Deluge Says:

    […] My 96 Hyundai accent is declared “not worth fix­ing” when we try to get it ready for inspec­tion. The shop has a car they’ve just ren­o­vated from an insur­ance auc­tion they can sell me for slightly more than it would have cost to fix and inspect the old one. We go for it, with one catch. They don’t have the title. Buy­ing the car depletes us of most of the money we were sav­ing toward our $2000 first installment. […]

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