“Pahk ya cah in Hahvahd Yahd,” or, Regional Linguistic Pet Peeves">Pahk ya cah in Hahvahd Yahd,” or, Regional Linguistic Pet Peeves

Dar­ren Rowse over at Problog­ger has put together a group writ­ing project, ask­ing his read­ers to post some lists. I’ve been sit­ting on this one for a while, but fig­ured now was as good a time as any to post it.

I’ve lived in New Eng­land for over 18 years (with a short break for a school year in Min­nesota in the early 90’s). In case you’ve never seen “Mur­der, She Wrote” or heard a bad JFK impres­sion, peo­ple talk funny in these parts. But it’s not all drop­ping the let­ter “r” from the end of your words — wit­ness some fur­ther lin­guis­tic weird­ness col­lected from my time in Mass­a­chu­setts and Maine:

* Putting “the” before a street name. Maps call it “New Gorham Road.” Street signs call it “New Gorham Road.” Why do you insist on call­ing it “The New Gorham Road?”

* The Law of Con­ser­va­tion of the let­ter R. As I said ear­lier, it’s not all drop­ping an “r.” In fact, some­times the sen­tence becomes an equa­tion, where an “r” unnec­es­sar­ily dropped from one word is unnec­es­sar­ily added to the end of another. For a per­fect exam­ple, read this sen­tence (over­heard many years ago on a cold, windy day in North Read­ing, MA) aloud: “It’s really rawr out theyah!”

* The pos­ses­sive “‘s” after the name of a store that has none. Exam­ples: “Hannaford’s,” “Target’s,” “Ames’s”

* “So don’t I” when the mean­ing is “So do I.” I’ve actu­ally never heard this in every­day con­ver­sa­tion, but I remem­ber a high school teacher bring­ing this up as one of their pet peeves, and it’s bugged me ever since.

* …and this is prob­a­bly less of a New Eng­land thing (more local adver­tise­ment in gen­eral), but quo­ta­tion marks around ran­dom phrases in print ads. For exam­ple, “We sell for less!” or “Bring­ing you the best since 1962.” Quote use like this is just scream­ing for some cre­ative attri­bu­tion, like:

"Best pies in the tri-county area!" -  Bishop Desmond Tutu

Any­one got some fur­ther lin­guis­tic pet peeves from other parts of the coun­try (or world)? Leave a com­ment and let me know — this kind of thing fas­ci­nates me.

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18 Responses to “Pahk ya cah in Hahvahd Yahd,” or, Regional Linguistic Pet Peeves”

  1. Geof F. Morris Says:

    I have a fair amount of them locally, I reckon. Unfor­tu­nately, I’ve become so inured to them that none come to mind imme­di­ately. [I had just as many about my Lower Mid­west­ern home, too.]

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  3. MamaDuck Says:

    Ha ha ha, annoy­ing indeed! Our list is up if you’d like to look — http://lilduckduck.com/ducky-moments-in-time/240

    Have a great day!

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  5. Graham English Says:

    Ha! I’m mov­ing to Boston at the end of the month. :)

  6. Jersey Girl Says:

    Funny list…here in NJ we are split between say­ing “water/and wud­der”.…
    How my kids ended up with the lat­ter I have no idea. I’m a water girl myself!

  7. Sarakastic Says:

    I’m from the west and even our school teach­ers say “I seen her yes­ter­day”. It took me about a week to fig­ure out who they were talk­ing about. Also “up north” means a town an hour away, not Canada like I first thought. Great post

  8. Caryn Says:

    Hilar­i­ous observations–and so true!

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