Torture, thy name is Dennis DeYoung

I dis­cov­ered jefi­to­blog this past week. Most MP3 blogs I find either too “Indier-than-thou” or too focused on strange sub-genres to hold my inter­est. Not so with jefi­to­blog. It’s not hip, it’s not cool, and I like it that way.

Every Tues­day, he hosts a “Com­plete Idiot’s Guide to:” seg­ment, sys­tem­at­i­cally assess­ing the entire recorded out­put of acts that, in most cases, the crit­ics and pub­lic haven’t been kind to. It’s mostly focused on 70’s and 80’s pop/rock, the kind of stuff I grew up with — Gen­e­sis, Hall and Oates, A-Ha, Jack­son Browne. Some of it is just awful, but a lot of times there’s some depth that I never remem­ber from hear­ing this stuff as a child. It’s an amus­ing trip down mem­ory lane at the very least.

This past Mon­day, I heard Styx’s “Babe” play­ing in a store in Portland’s Old Port. Instant gag/incredulity reflex, as in “this is so bad I can’t believe it was a huge hit!” Oddly enough, the next day was when I first dis­cov­ered jefi­to­blog, and started por­ing through the Com­plete Idiot’s Guides like a mad­man, only to find a recent one about Styx. I read it with a com­bi­na­tion of nos­tal­gic dis­missal and mor­bid fas­ci­na­tion. Today in the cafe­te­ria (whose radio is pere­nially tuned to the local “Con­tin­u­ous Soft Hits to the Head” sta­tion), what do I hear, but those soft Rhodes tones fol­lowed by, “Babe, I’m leavin…”

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

This is my own fault, I’m sure. Regard­less, is there a pill you can take for earworms?

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6 Responses to “Torture, thy name is Dennis DeYoung”

  1. Billy Rhythm Says:

    I will say though that Styx’s “Snow­blind” (from Par­adise The­ater) is one of those cool songs I love that is too often over­looked. “Babe”? Yeah, heard it enough.

    I’m totally sus­cept­able to ear worms, and every­one in the office knows it. They’ll drop by my desk, hum “Build Me Up But­ter­cup,” and the next thing I know I’m ready to poke my eyes out. My bass play­ing buddy swears the cure to ear­worms is the gui­tar riff from Cheech and Chong’s “An Ear­ache My Eye.” It works for me! Seems to clean out the old brain RAM.

  2. jefito Says:

    I’m not hip OR cool?

    *sigh*

  3. andrew Says:

    If not being hip or cool means being able to call stuff like Clap Your Hands Say Yeah for what it is (as opposed to the Pitch­forkian group­think present on so many other sites), then I, for one, wel­come our new unhip over­lords. :)

    I’m dig­ging the Billy Joel, by the way. Can’t wait for the next few parts…

  4. jefito Says:

    Many thanks, friend. Wel­come aboard!

  5. dan Says:

    lol

  6. Mike Says:

    some­times, i wonder…

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