PUSH the tempo

I’m trying to create a cheesy business acrostic for the word “push” regarding taking initiative at work. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far:

Prepare data on the issue
Understand the impact
Seek the people who can get it fixed
Hide in the bathroom until it's over

or, alternately:

Prepare data on the issue
Understand the impact
Seek the people who can get it fixed
Hello, Nurse!

Maybe it’s just me, but the last line in either of them doesn’t seem to flow..

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One Response to “PUSH the tempo”

  1. Billy Rhythm Says:

    Sire, the peasants are restless. They demand fresh postings!

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